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Name:

Andreas Kuni

Birthday:

8. April 1990

Location:

Denmark, Holbaek


Hello and welcome to my 5th portfolio website. As the smart ones might already have guessed, my name is Andreas Reckweg Kuni, Arkuni, get it? Let us talk a little about the past.

0 year: My mom says I ate, sleept and crapped a lot, something I still do. Since I am having a hard time rembering it myself, I will just stick to that story.

7 years: The only thing I really remember is watching my dad splattering some zombies from "Doom" all over the wall. Great times! I blame this part of my life for the addiction and passion I have for games today. My all time favorites are and will always be the Half-Life series and Metal Gear Solid series. My biggest dream is to have a threesome with Hideo Kojima and Gabe Newell.

14 years: Ate ox tails for the first time. I swear to whoever allows it, ox tails was (and still is) orgasmic food!

Right now, I am just writing about some geeks past. Looking back is always good, even if it is a little shaded. But what about the future? Beside the threesome, then I would also love to shake hands with Samuel Lee Jackson, headbutt Paris Hilton and eat a fully matured pineapple, those are just impossible to get in Denmark!

Working is overrated, we should all just get a fat paycheck and live as kings the rest of our life. But since that is not an option, then working as a web developer would not be worst job to have.
But for now, completing my education is the first objective.